As if this story wasn't already scandalous, things just got a whole lot more interesting!
Josh is not slated to appear.
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HOLY VOLTURI BALLZ is this how imprinting works!?!?!
Because that is the ONLY explanation we can think of as to WHY anyone would whip out their werewolf peepee and peepee all over the carpeted floor of LAX!!
And we have the whole ridiculously disgusting incident for your viewing pleasure (above)!
BE WARNED: You will see the outline of a werewolf peen.
Bronson is so obviously sh*t-faced as is evidenced by his weaving and stumbling, AND by the fact that only a blackout drunk person would think relieving themselves in the middle of an airport is totes normal.
And we bet werewolf peepee smells AWFUL.