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This is really happening!!!
We feel your pain, Breezy! We're pissed off the hockey season was cancelled too!
There are few things more arousing than sweaty men on ice skates wrestling each other for money!
Still, your love for the San Jose Sharks is hardly a justification for fondling your undercarriage in public!
Did Chris Brown have a halfway decent reason for squeezing his testies outside of Hollywood's Roxbury last night? Besides the fact that he was leaving the exclusive establishment surrounded by his beefy security team with no Rihanna OR Karrueche Tran in sight!
Maybe it's a health and wellness thang! Perhaps he's finally striving to become the role model this generation so desperately deserves by showing his young male fans how to properly examine their testicles for lumps!
If so, we appreciate the safety tip!
Otherwise, this ball grab is just another in a series of degrading gestures.
In fact we think it's kind of interesting that Breezy chose the Roxbury as his club of choice… now how did that movie's theme song go again? Oh yeah!
What is love? Chris Brown don't hurt Ri, don't hurt Ri, no more!
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