There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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Aww, no need to be so shy!
We’re sure they’re not so bad.
But they just might be since Simon Cowell seemed to pay extra attention to covering up his chest while on a yacht in St. Barts.
We’re pretty sure his former fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy already knows if he has hairy man boobs and she certainly doesn't seem to mind, so there’s no need to hide!
Moobs are totally the new cankles.
Oh wait, in that case maybe you should keep those things in hiding.
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