If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
The pulchritudinous pair posed with their prettiest smiles, only to have the Garden State star saying cheese in the background!
Get back, Zach! They don't want no Scrubs! LOLz!
And look! Funnyman Zach Galifianakis is there too! Jessica Alba has a Zach on each shoulder!
Guess we know which one is the angel and which is the devil!
Who will Zach strike next? No one is safe from the mad photobomber that photobombs at midnight!
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