Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Not exactly the best way to ring in a new year, but at least this story has a happy ending.
You see… it's just now coming out that Josh Brolin was cuffed right before midnight on January 1 for publicly getting a lil' too boozed and showin' it!
But around 7:15am, he was released and NOT given any sort of citation whatsoever. …which means nothing will ever come of this. Like, ever.
So clearly he wasn't harming anyone with his public intoxication. Thank goodness! Glad he can enjoy the impending success of Gangster Squad worry-free!
[Image via Adrianna M. Barraza/WENN.]