Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Get. The. F*. Out.
Incredible! Ah-mazing! This fair-skinned god is worth way more than that!!
He's even inscribing in a signed note!!
The Vampire Diaries star tweeted:
Win my personal copy of 50 Shades with a personal note :)crowdrise.com/ianmfcHelp ISF win the MFC!
— ian somerhalder (@iansomerhalder) January 7, 2013
Hot diggity dog — if the pages of E.L. James' erotic novel weren't hopelessly stuck together before, they certainly will be after Ian's lucky fan finishes flipping through them!
Good luck with the fundraiser, Ian! Don't forget to say scribble sweet nothings in our note, LOLz!
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