Keanu Reeves Cruises WeHo Dangling 500 Pounds Of Hard Steel Between His Thighs

So much testosterone! So much scruff!
Keanu Reeves recently cruised through WeHo on his Norton motorcycle!
He looked manlier than the Brawny dude buying power drills at Home Depot!
Yum, yum, YUMMY! Even approaching 48, the Speed star still gets our engines revving!
We don't know whether the actor made a milk run or did a slew of seXXXy laps on Santa Monica Blvd. to arouse locals and generate interest in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3, but the results of his ride were… most excellent!
[Image via Splash News.]
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alohaaaaaaaaaa keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenowwwwwwwwwww itsmeeeeeeeeeee
i was told its pronounced keeeeeeeee nowwwww i dont know if thats right or not but i yelled it out and he looked across the crowd on the gold coast and said ALOHA back
after that i screamed and nearly blacked out from excitment … i dont mean to be awful but i think the japanese stole his beanie …
I wanna swallow his loads. Slurp…slurp…yum…yum.
Only a sick person would put into words the warped shit that runs through such a disturbed mind such as yours. Seek professional help immediately.
I bet his sperm tastes like Ice Cream. MMMMM
Bill and Ted 3? Oh dear. That's not gonna bring that career back to life.
He's just sooo beautiful
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Approaching 48 is irrelevant. He doesn't age anyway.
His birthday isn't until November. I guess that can be considered approaching?