The singer, who is pregnant with twins, WILL headline the festival in 2018 -- so at least the Beyhivé has that!
In a statement to The Associated Press on Thursday, Bey's Parkwood Entertainment and festival producer Goldenvoice said:
So much testosterone! So much scruff!
Keanu Reeves recently cruised through WeHo on his Norton motorcycle!
He looked manlier than the Brawny dude buying power drills at Home Depot!
Yum, yum, YUMMY! Even approaching 48, the Speed star still gets our engines revving!
We don't know whether the actor made a milk run or did a slew of seXXXy laps on Santa Monica Blvd. to arouse locals and generate interest in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3, but the results of his ride were… most excellent!
[Image via Splash News.]