As they say, it's not a vacation without an arrest!
What? They don't say that??
As far as why the Biebs is facing all these charges, officials said:
Color us shock
The gossip mag is reportedly willing to dish out $3 million for the snaps, but Kimye is NOT trying to sell images of their future child…
At least not YET!
The business-savvy coupling are allegedly holding out because they know offers will only increase over time!
Hey, they gotta set up that college fund SOMEHOW.
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