What started out as an innocent question turned into so much more!
Ch-ch-check it out
Lindsay Lohan has been ringing in the New Year by pAArtying all over London for the past week, and now, we have the sneaking suspicion that doing so has pretty much used up all of the 'good things' for which she had hoped to come in 2013!
Because callous, cold grasp of REALITY is about to come a knockin' for our troubled starlet…TODAY!
That's right, today is the day that Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos is expected back in an NYC courtroom to face up to the misdemeanor assault charges she incurred when she allegedly punched psychic Tiffany Mitchell at Avenue Lounge back in late November, and depending on how the wind is blowing today, prosecution could very well plan to file!
Of course, as we all know her frustratingly typical song and dance after consecutive six years of it, Lindsay is asserting - through her New York lawyer, Mark Heller - that she is OBVIOUSLY the victim here:
"Once again, Lindsay Lohan is a victim of someone trying to capture their 15 minutes of fame. From my initial investigation, I am completely confident that this case will be concluded favorably and that Lindsay will be totally exonerated."
Out of all the legal jargon that has come to be associated with the name Lindsay Lohan, we've never heard "exonerated" before!
So that's SOMETHING, right?!
Actually, probably not so much in this case!
Even if she does walk out of this New York courthouse today free as a bird, we all know how HIGHLY UNLIKELY something similar will occur when she's back on the west side dealing with her probation violation in the coming weeks!
Guess only time can tell, though!
[Image via WENN.]
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