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Lindsay Lohan Maintains That She's The "Victim" As She Prepares For New York Court Visit TODAY!

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Lindsay Lohan has been ringing in the New Year by pAArtying all over London for the past week, and now, we have the sneaking suspicion that doing so has pretty much used up all of the 'good things' for which she had hoped to come in 2013!

Because callous, cold grasp of REALITY is about to come a knockin' for our troubled starlet…TODAY!

That's right, today is the day that Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos is expected back in an NYC courtroom to face up to the misdemeanor assault charges she incurred when she allegedly punched psychic Tiffany Mitchell at Avenue Lounge back in late November, and depending on how the wind is blowing today, prosecution could very well plan to file!

Of course, as we all know her frustratingly typical song and dance after consecutive six years of it, Lindsay is asserting - through her New York lawyer, Mark Heller - that she is OBVIOUSLY the victim here:

"Once again, Lindsay Lohan is a victim of someone trying to capture their 15 minutes of fame. From my initial investigation, I am completely confident that this case will be concluded favorably and that Lindsay will be totally exonerated."

Well, hey!

Out of all the legal jargon that has come to be associated with the name Lindsay Lohan, we've never heard "exonerated" before!

So that's SOMETHING, right?!

Actually, probably not so much in this case!

Even if she does walk out of this New York courthouse today free as a bird, we all know how HIGHLY UNLIKELY something similar will occur when she's back on the west side dealing with her probation violation in the coming weeks!

Guess only time can tell, though!

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4 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Maintains That She's The "Victim" As She Prepares For New York Court Visit TODAY!”

  1. BobbieFisher2 says – reply to this


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    Well, I doubt they're going to drop the charges. But from what I've read the DAs are going to not file today - but are going to say they are still investigating the case - which means she might be filed against later this month. Basically it's a stall for time so the DA can get all his ducks in a row. Because Lohan's lawyer is going to rip that Psychic to shreds and the DA is going to have other witnesses to back up the oompa looma's claims. Also I hear there is a strobe lit security tape that they're going over and they need more time so they can make the tape more usable. Today - Lohan will walk out of the appearance - but not quite free as a bird. And if she is convicted of this misdemeanor - she could face a year in jail. And I think it would be Rikers Island - that she would be sent to. Now that would wake her crackie head up. Rikers is no joke.

    I'm really hoping she's sent to Rikers - even if it's just for a week.



  2. 2

    sooner or later her luck will run out, just as her career has. no wait she has a new career as a paid escort to wealthy men that are so repulsive that even all their money can't get them laid, except by lindsay. looks like she's found her calling.

  3. cari says – reply to this


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    ACTUALLY…..Her face IS THE VICTIM of whatever the hell she did to it. Career Over.



  4. 4

    Re: BobbieFisher2 – I agree with BobbieFisher2, I also think Rickers would be a perfect place for her and not just for 3 weeks. Maybe that will open her eyes and straighten her out cause if it doesn't nothing will… I'm just saying…