One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
You're making us oh so anxious in this brand spankin' new teaser for Only God Forgives…
Cause we know what your FACE is gonna look like after you undergo a rather vicious beating!
Ch-ch-check out this mini-preview to Ryan Gosling's upcoming dark and violent Thai gangster film, Only God Forgives. It follows a Bangkok police lieutenant as he tries to serve justice to a local gangster using his FISTS in a Thai boxing ring.
And as we've seen, Ryan's visage does NOT fare too well during the match! We hope that perfect pout of his doesn't get TOO swollen and bloodied!
Oh wait, we are confusing movies with real life again. Oopsiez.