One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
We braced ourselves for film adaptations, sex toys, and even a board game… but we never expected E.L. James' novel to take the stage!
Shame on us for underestimating the power of perversion!!
50 Shades! The Musical is a musical comedy revolving around a group of middle-aged housewives who stumble upon an erotic novel in their book club meeting.
Though it pays homage to the successes of the super seXXXy novel, the puritanical of heart need not worry! This 50 Shades of Grey parody features neither nudity nor live sex!
There's also no Sea World-esque-splash zone, so feel free to sit in the front, LOLz!!
Ahh! Absolutely perfect!
[Image via Funny or Die.]