He is just completely awful.
If you're ready for your daily dose of awfulness, hit 'play' (below).
[Image via TLC.]
Today is the day when, 66 years ago, the Earth was blessed by the arrival of a being unlike humans had ever seen before…
We are obviously talking about Jareth the Goblin King AKA David Bowie, cause today is his birthday!
THE MOST HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS to you, oh space creature!
BUT what's even more exciting than this being the day of Bowie's birth, is the fact that Ziggy Stardust himself just released a BRAND NEW SINGLE on iTunes TODAY called Where Are We Now, along with a delightful/somber music video (above)!
The tune comes straight off of his first NEW ALBUM in TEN YEARS, titled The Next Day, which is set to hit physical and digital shelves sometime in March!!
We are blasting off like a space-rocket in SO much excitement in 4…..3….2…. GAAHHHHH!!!