That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
OMG! This is starting to be a HUGE problem!
But lately the musical duo have been SO CUTE, it has been nearly impossible for us to poke John with our imaginary voodoo doll.
Just look at this adorbz pic of our Cali gurl and her acoustic-loving counterpart on vacay in Hawaii over New Years!!
It seems that after spending a stupidly sweet Christmas with KP's family, the lovebirds flew to Hawaii to start 2013 off in the most romanticutedorbz way possible! MUDDING!
While we were starting the party off early, Johnny took his peppermint princess off-roading at Kauai ATV Tours for some dirty fun!
Katy's face was make up-free, and her clothes were, well — the kind you go mudding in — but John was totally enamored. He took pics of his natural beauty in between rides in the wetlands.
UGH! We can feel ourselves almost starting to LIKE them together!
Someone, please HELP US!!! LOLz!
[Image via Splash News.]