We doubt Michelle Pugh is smiling now!
"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a blowjob call …"
And then she actually included a phone number!
Ch-ch-check out the post (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]
Other notable features of this parallel dimension?
Donuts fall from the sky instead of drops of water! Chicken McNuggets are shaped like Zac Efron!
Sadly, that place is a fiction!
In the real universe, however, McNuggets are vaguely oval-shaped, rainwater doesn't come with sprinkles, and Breezy & CB will NEVER perform together at the Grammys without strong objections!
This is because Chris infamously and repeatedly attacked Ri that night in 2009, irrevocably altering their relationship and his image! But with that stop Breezy from trying to make it happen? Apparently not!
"Chris wants to perform with Rihanna at the Grammys to show the whole world they are back together. Chris doesn't care what the haters say, and wants to give the viewers an over the top performance with Rihanna."
We usually admire men and women with the pluck to ignore haters, but the haters are hating in this instance for good reason! They haven't forgotten CB's violent actions and they feel allowing them to perform on that stage is tantamount to condoning it!
The Grammys don't need that kind of dramz, anyway. A source close to the producers admitted:
"[Producers] haven't signed off on having Chris and Rihanna perform together.It's an extremely delicate situation and there is concern about the backlash the performance could receive. But it could also be ratings gold."
Delicate is one way to put it! Regardless of Chris and RiRi's intent here, this could be more controversy than it's worth!
[Image via WENN.]