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Watch out cubs, this cougar is on the prowl! #bestvacationever
Nothing gets the taste of Ashton Kutcher out of your mouth like a slew of young cabana boys!
Just days after her soon-to-be-ex finally filed for divorce, Demi Moore traveled down to Mexico's Amansala Resort to tighten up her already toned bod!
What began as a bikini bootcamp, however, escalated quickly into a hedonist fantasy!
According to person who spoke with Star, Demi was less interested in the workout regiment the resort was designed around and more invested in inviting a slew of hardbodied young hunks to hang out in her vagina!
Letting a handful of dudes born in the late '80s play with your sombrero-wearing pants señorita is one way to burn calories, we suppose.
“Demi was clearly after younger men on this trip; they were all about 28 to 33. There were three or four older guys staying at the resort, fifty-plus, and I don’t think she talked to them at all.”
Whoa!! But that ain't all!
Apparently, the sounds of "very, very loud sex" emanating from her room were soooo disrupting to neighboring guests that the movie star was nearly asked to leave the resort!
Another source said the actress' behavior was erratic at best — she allegedly insisted that everyone call her "Topper."
Demi Topper is a world renowned cougar with a clear wild streak, but we're hesitant to believe she banged so many dudes back to back to back to back to back!!
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