It viciously read:
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Nooooo, Evan!! Back away from the ledge!!
It's always darkest before the dawn!
Life is a perezcious gift — you just gotta unwrap it!
The world is your oyster — lay it down on the bed and shuck it!
Ugh!! We're out of platitudes!!
DON'T KILL YOURSELF!
Oh, Evan Rachel Wood isn't contemplating chucking herself off of a ferris wheel?? Awkward…
The director, Gil Junger, also helmed the charmingly underrated Heath Ledger comedy, 10 Things I Hate About You.
Ooh! Is this the
long anticipated never considered sequel to the Shakespearean parody?!
Please please PLEASE let Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Julia Stiles make cameos, LOLz!!
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