Well, when it comes to the news that they're living apart, we guess it's not that easy to hide.
Now Nick has finally responded to the rumors, and his answer confirms our worst fears for the pair. He said:
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Nooooo, Evan!! Back away from the ledge!!
It's always darkest before the dawn!
Life is a perezcious gift — you just gotta unwrap it!
The world is your oyster — lay it down on the bed and shuck it!
Ugh!! We're out of platitudes!!
DON'T KILL YOURSELF!
Oh, Evan Rachel Wood isn't contemplating chucking herself off of a ferris wheel?? Awkward…
The director, Gil Junger, also helmed the charmingly underrated Heath Ledger comedy, 10 Things I Hate About You.
Ooh! Is this the
long anticipated never considered sequel to the Shakespearean parody?!
Please please PLEASE let Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Julia Stiles make cameos, LOLz!!
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