Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
He'll be hosting and performing, so he's theirs all night long. And if they wanna spoof his recent marijuana scandal, so be it!
In fact, sources very very close to the Biebs himself said he personally told them to PUSH THE LIMIT!!!
So knowing them, they'll cover everything from puffin' the magic dragon to mystery gurl sexcapades!! Oooh we can't wait!!
Just don't poke our gurl Selena Gomez (too hard) in the process!