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Looper didn't win the Critics' Choice Award for Best Sci-Fi/Horror Movie.
But then Joseph Gordon-Levitt went back in time and threatened the critics!
They reportedly found him charming and not at all scary and decided to give Looper the award after all!
Srsly, writer-director Rian Johnson was super gracious in applauding his competition, calling Cabin In The Woods his favorite film of the summer!
Wow, talk about a classy winner! It's almost like he knew he was going to win all along…