Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh my glob! Oh em gee! HOLY DISCO BALLZ!
Could it be true?! Is a holy musical trinity forming that will wash away all hate and greed in the world through the combined power of their insane talents?!
Well, perhpas not the hate and greed part, but we're 99.99% sure that Justin Timberlake, Jay-Z and Beyoncé recently united to record an epic tune — the likes of which this world has never HEARD — and, after peeping at an elusive tweet from Justin, we're almost certain the single is being released TODAY!!!!
Thursday, January 10th, 2013 at 9:01 am PST…
— Justin Timberlake(@jtimberlake) January 10, 2013
"MADE A MOVIE WIT THE LEGEND TIMBALAND GOT SUM HEAT COMIN SOON BEYONCÈ, JAY-Z, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IM WORKIN #HowBoutU"
Well, stay vigilant lovely readers! Cause SOMETHING is happening at 9am PST, and you KNOW we'll have all the deets here!
Crying salty tears of excitement!
[Image via WENN.]