As IF there is anyone else you could put on the cover!
C'mon, she didn't promote her album AT ALL, and it was a roaring success!
Ch-ch-check out the other covers (below)!
[Image via TIME.]
Wasn't portraying her ENOUGH!?!
According to the latest naughty Lindsay Lohan story, apparently not! Cuz gurl had to own some of her jewels too! Allegedly…
During the filming of Liz & Dick, Linds befriends Elizabeth Taylor's longtime nurse — a lady who owned a very special bracelet from Liz herself. Sooner than later, said nurse shows Linds the jewels!
Who cares if Linds was once charged for jewel theft?? New leaves bloom all the time! (We're sure this is what the kind nurse was thinking!)
And according to the report, the jewels disappeared THAT VERY DAY!! Dun Dun Dunnnnn…
"Lindsay immediately fell in love with the bracelet the minute she saw it and was very vocal about how much she admired it. A short time later, the bracelet disappeared from the nurse's house… on the very same day Lindsay had been to visit. The nurse initially gave Lindsay the benefit of the doubt, thinking that she had just accidentally forgotten to take the bracelet off after trying it on. However, that theory was soon shot down after she called Lindsay and she swore she did not take the bracelet and categorically denied having it in her possession. The nurse knew that was a blatant lie as the bracelet disappeared after Lindsay was at the house and she knew that it had to have been Lindsay who took it. In the end, it took over a week to get the bracelet back from Lindsay and it was only returned after the nurse threatened to call the cops. One of Lindsay's people eventually returned the bracelet to the nurse, who was extremely upset about what had transpired."
What in the world!? Surely this can't be true!
Would Linds really go that far to emulate Liz? It's obvious people don't think so straight partying at the clubs, but during the light of day?? Would she really risk more jail scares over this??
…apparently the nurse thinks so!
Sigh, and if it is true, we don't even know what to say. Clearly we're glad the jewels are back in their rightful place but good grief!