If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
It's a dark dark day in Hollywood, folks.
As we mournfully reported earlier, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are DONE!!!
Those rumors of her suffocation were unfortunately very true. Boo!!!
Confirming the news, Brit's rep as well as the princess and her ex-prince released the following statements:
Rep: "Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have mutually agreed to end their one-year engagement. two mature adults, they came to the difficult decision to go their separate ways while continuing to remain friends."
Britney: "Jason and I have decided to call off our engagement. I'll always adore him and we will remain great friends."
Jason says: "As this chapter ends for us a new one begins. I love and cherish her and her boys and we will be close forever."
This is MORE than sad, y'all!
We're gonna need SO MANY low-cal bonbons to get over this.
[Image via WENN.]