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We. Are. Not. Making. This. Up.
A man in Oregon has been arrested for a slew of things, including second-degree kidnapping, second-degree attempted assault, fourth-degree assault, menacing and domestic violence… because he choked his girlfriend with his super gross dreadlocks.
He was promptly booked into the Multnomah County Jail after a quick search around the neighborhood led to his arrest. As ridiculous as this is, it's still a very serious matter. Domestic violence is never a funny thing, even in this case.
We're glad this girl is okay, that she's safe and got away. We also hope she learned her lesson about dating people with dreadlocks — with hair that big, there may be more than secrets that abound!
[Image via Multnomah County Detention Center.]