Well, this should surely teach people not to mess with Selena Gomez!
However, that's no reason to get physical, gurl!
Ch-ch-check out the pap pushing vid...AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Ooh! Those are some purrdy hands!
Did you know they're attached to a celebrity?!
Hint: He was an uncredited cameo as a basketball player in Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the movie)!
OK, that probably didn't help!
What if we told you he starred in a superhero movie with his now wife? Are you getting warmer?
Many folks this master thespian was snubbed by the Oscar committee this year, but not for acting! He does already have one Oscar from the '90s, but not from the category you might expect?
And he won the Critics' Choice Award for Best Director with Argo!
Woohoo! How do you like them apples, Academy?! LOLz!!
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