It viciously read:
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Jimmy Kimmel has finally achieved his first victory in the late night ratings war!
It has come to pass as foretold in the ancient prophecy. A few days ago. By Jimmy.
JKL drew in a high of 1.241 million adults, destroying The Tonight Show's 938,000 and Late Show's 929,000.
Jimmy is still behind on overall ratings to both senior shows, however, bringing in an audience of only 3.167 total, compared to Jay's 3.4 and Dave's 3.289.
But we wouldn't want to be sitting in Jay's 1955 Buick Roadmaster right about now!
Oh wait, yes we would! Jimmy's totally coming after him, but that's still a sweet ride! LOLz!
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