Talk about shocking news!
One insider said Kris Jenner
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Well, we didn't doubt it for a second!
And in the the exquisite piece of entertainment journalism, the author describes how lindsay was FIRED for not showing up, her arrogance on set, her hard pAArtying ways, how she refused to get naked for a 4 way sex-scene until director Paul Schrader stripped down too, AND how she apparently got behind the wheel of a car after drinking alcohol!
And you know what? Lindsay says it's all true! Well, mostly.
Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos is apparently telling friends that yes, the article IS pretty accurate, however the allegations of her driving under the influence are complete BULL POOP.
In fact, Lilo is reportedly claiming that she didn't drink at all during The Canyons production, and that even though director Paul Schrader would pour vodka shots at the end of a day's filming, she did NOT partake!
And we totes believe you Lindz!
Cause Lindsay Lohan does NOT drink, you guys!