One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
And no wonder she was so miserable on set! LOLz!
Lindsay apparently agreed to star in indie flick The Canyons for the low low price paycheck of $100 a day! BUT she does get an equal share of the profits, so that's something, right?
Not REALLY! Because the hard-pAArtying starlet was contractually denied ANY input in the creative process of director Paul Schrader and producer Braxton Pope…
And we all know from the recent New York Times Magazine expose on the filming of the noir-ish micro-budget thriller how that whole fiasco panned out!
But hey! Our LiLo is A HARD WORKER, and may even want to direct someday!
She has NEEDS and ACCOMMODATIONS, people!
[Image via WENN.]