That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
E.L. James might be losing her strange-hold on soccer moms!!
Alice Clayton's Wallbanger, currently #2 on Amazon's Top 100 Digital Bestsellers list, is another Twilight-inspired work of erotic fiction!
Oooh! Sounds intriguing!!
50 Shades of Grey remains the most dominant fanfic porn ever, but Mrz. Clayton has already sold well over 100,000 copies!!
Has there ever been a better time to be a
horny liberated mom?!
Cougars are trending! Minivans are more fuel-efficient than ever before! And the "literature," the ever-loving R-Patz heralding "literature"…
There's a cornucopia of sultry, seXXXy, super-awesome smut to choose from these days!
And, thanks to devices like the Kindle, anyone and their lonely grandmother can secretly purchase a digital copy without fear of judgement or sticky pages!
We LOVE it!
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