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Twilight's Latest Erotic Fanfic Gives 50 Shades A Run For It's Money Anal Beads!

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E.L. James might be losing her strange-hold on soccer moms!!

Alice Clayton's Wallbanger, currently #2 on Amazon's Top 100 Digital Bestsellers list, is another Twilight-inspired work of erotic fiction!

It tells the story of a Bella-esque protagonist who cannot asleep at night because the neighbor she shares her bedroom wall with rails chicks at 100 decibels.

Oooh! Sounds intriguing!!

50 Shades of Grey remains the most dominant fanfic porn ever, but Mrz. Clayton has already sold well over 100,000 copies!!

Has there ever been a better time to be a horny liberated mom?!

Cougars are trending! Minivans are more fuel-efficient than ever before! And the "literature," the ever-loving R-Patz heralding "literature"…

There's a cornucopia of sultry, seXXXy, super-awesome smut to choose from these days!

And, thanks to devices like the Kindle, anyone and their lonely grandmother can secretly purchase a digital copy without fear of judgement or sticky pages!

We LOVE it!

[Image via Random House/Omnific/Summit Entertainment.]

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7 comments to “Twilight's Latest Erotic Fanfic Gives 50 Shades A Run For It's Money Anal Beads!”

  1. rox says – reply to this


    jsut read the synopsis. Doesn't sound like anything Twilight. Therefore, you are wrong. It's just another erotic book.

  2. ann says – reply to this


    actually it is a twilight fanfiction. It was called 'Edward Wallbanger'. Read it as fanfiction, it was ok. But this hype about fanfiction turned published work is sooooo overrated its crazy.

  3. Angela Hodgson says – reply to this


    Addisons mom and I got rid of the last faction of the PRP. Captain Jim will fily no more. Jenn married JD!!

    Religiously persecuted am I.

    Sheltered an impoverished first nations son under the house of henderson did I?!!?

  4. geneva says – reply to this


    Please tell me it at least went to a series of good editors, unlike Twilight and Fifty.

  5. 5

    Read this in fanfiction too when the writer started to write it. It's ok kinda funny, it's not like fifty. Is not that erotic like explicit no. I hear its well written hopefully. You will never no with fanfiction. Re: ann – agree with you about fanfiction turned published being overrated. I think writers need material instead of writing from a bad writing book.

  6. 6

    I'm just crossing my fingers this one can at least correctly use an oxford comma.

  7. M says – reply to this


    Definitely not the right person.