It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Maggie Smith won her third Golden Globe tonight for her work on Downton Abbey — though this is her first win since Ronald Reagan was Perezident!
On a scale from one to Totally Friggin' Surprised… we totally saw this coming!
We all knew the lovely lady has mad chops — we were just sad she couldn't make it to the ceremony!!
Don't worry, ladies! You have decades of boobie-filled brilliance ahead of you — your time will come!
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