One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Divorce definitely has Jason Hoppy down.
After splitting with his
piggy bank wife, Bethenny Frankel, Jason isn’t looking too cheerful about his situation.
Although he’ll have a lot more free time now, he must be missing something about his former flame. Or maybe he’s just annoyed with her recent demands.
Jason was spotted grocery shopping in his Tribeca neighborhood where he formerly resided with his wifey.
Someone taking a trip down memory lane?
We wish he could get a smile back on his face despite all the public drama going on.
Unless Bethenny's asking for that in the divorce, too. Yikes.
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