Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
UM WHAT?! Nooo this can't be true!
First of all — she's not crazy. SHE'S A SURVIVOR!
And anyway, WHO dares call our darling country chitlin' anything but FABULOUS EMPRESS?!
"It has really been in motion awhile. Jason has been very stressed and concerned for Britney and what she might do if he left. He is worried about her and really loved her, but it started to take a real toll on him. The burden of taking care instead of a partnerships where she also takes care."
But we've also heard that the pair split because BritBrit wanted more babiez, so we're rather speculative about this CRAZY new allegation.