Ah! Someone has gone to the Paula Deen School Of Culinary Arts!
What do dead turkeys, live chickens, butter, barbecue sauce, sugar, and snot have in common? They're all ingredients in Honey Boo Boo's dinner!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see the culinary arts get countrified in this clip from Sunday night's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Thanksgiving Special!
If you decide to follow Mama June Shannon's recipe for multi-meals, keep these three warning signs in mind:
1- You can't touch your toes.
2- You can't see your toes.
3- You can't feel your toes.
If any of these apply to you, put the butter down and seek medical help!
We love Honey Boo Boo and Mama, but y'all have got to start eating better!