So much for spending the month of December spending time with family and mending broken relationships!
Sounds to us as though he was mending SOMETHING ELSE entirely! LOLz!
Russell Crowe's penchant for getting up to no good with various lady friends over the course of his marriage was rumored to be the reason he and his wife of nine years, Danielle Spencer, finally decided to call it quits a few months back! But while recent reports have indicated that the pair celebrated the holidays with their children in a bid for solidarity, it appears the Australian rascal continued to be up to all of his old tricks!
…with none other than Dita Von EFFING Teese, no less!
According to reports, the actor and the burlesque dancer recently booked a 6:30AM COUPLES MASSAGE together at the Four Seasons in New York City!
Maybe we're wrong, but doesn't that seem a little on the early side for such an already-mellow activity?
Unless, of course, it was scheduled NOT as an aid to start their day, but to end their PRIOR NIGHT!
We could certainly think of a few exhausting evening activities that could warrant a rub-down afterward!
Hey! Just saying!
What do U think?? Do U think a new couple is in the works here??
[Image via WENN.]
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