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Seemingly innocent Anna Kendrick made a shocking confession on Monday — she masturbates. to Ryan Gosling… in the movie theater!!!
QUICK! Bubble wrap your kids right this second!
The Pitch Perfect starlet just can't help it! And really, who can??
But clearly someone told her it was an etiquette no-no as she tweeted:
Ooo gurl we feel ya!
Every time we see the Godling, it's too hard to contain ourselves! Did you know he could have been a Backstreet Boy!?!
But hey girl — as feminist Ryan would say himself — don't let society bring you down! Be proud of your empowered sexuality!!
Ummm but yeah… finding a private room might be the best idea for everyone, LOL!! And finding more time to make obviously false jokes about yourself would be nice too… because they're AH-MAZING!!!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
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