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Anna Kendrick MASTURBATES To Ryan Gosling… In The Movie Theater!
WELCOME TO THE BEST NEWS OF YOUR DAY!
Seemingly innocent Anna Kendrick made a shocking confession on Monday — she masturbates. to Ryan Gosling… in the movie theater!!!
QUICK! Bubble wrap your kids right this second!
The Pitch Perfect starlet just can't help it! And really, who can??
But clearly someone told her it was an etiquette no-no as she tweeted:
Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
HA!!!
Ooo gurl we feel ya!
Every time we see the Godling, it's too hard to contain ourselves! Did you know he could have been a Backstreet Boy!?!
But hey girl — as feminist Ryan would say himself — don't let society bring you down! Be proud of your empowered sexuality!!
Ummm but yeah… finding a private room might be the best idea for everyone, LOL!! And finding more time to make obviously false jokes about yourself would be nice too… because they're AH-MAZING!!!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
Tags: anna kendrick, celebrity tweets, joke, lol, masturbating, masturbation, movie theater, ryan gosling, sexuality
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These false headlines are tiresome.
Grow up.
she's not pretty
you realize it was a joke, right? you guys are fucking idiots.
Masturbating will make you go blind ya know.
Every time you masturbate an angel dies :'(
Re: taylorphoenix – Or she is one of the most beautiful women around, ya know, either one.
She's being tongue in cheek.
She was joking, you cow.