In a world where Taylor Swift swaps out boyfriends as often as Martha Stewart swaps out pillowcases, it's oddly comforting to have this guy as an immovable pillar!
Charlie Sheen is an excitable mass of pork fried crazy, but — come famine, war, pestilence, or death — we don't imagine that will ever change.
Ch-ch-check out the reliably unreliable comedic actor talking drugs with David Letterman last night (above)!
He even implies getting high back stage, at one point telling the audience:
"You guys don't want me clean and sober, right? That's boring."
We want you to live to see your grandchildren, Charlie, that's all!
The Anger Management star also reveals a burning
sensation when he pees desire to return to…AFTER THE JUMP!!! Two and a Half Men for the series finale!
Is it to kick Chuck Lorre in the balls? PRESS the pink PLAY button (below) to see his explanation!
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