Cue the wedding bells cigarettes!
In a weird twist,
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Charlie Sheen is an excitable mass of pork fried crazy, but — come famine, war, pestilence, or death — we don't imagine that will ever change.
Ch-ch-check out the reliably unreliable comedic actor talking drugs with David Letterman last night (above)!
He even implies getting high back stage, at one point telling the audience:
"You guys don't want me clean and sober, right? That's boring."
We want you to live to see your grandchildren, Charlie, that's all!
Is it to kick Chuck Lorre in the balls? PRESS the pink PLAY button (below) to see his explanation!