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George Clooney Is So Smooth He… IRONS HIS BALLS!!!

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You SLAY us, George! You absolutely slay us!

We're surprised anything still surprises us in the era of vaginal rejuvenation, but, when George Clooney dropped this bomb, our jaw hit the floor as our terrified testies ran for cover!

Friends, you might want to sit down for this one — the man with a million-dollar smile is a "ball ironer."

In regards to anti-aging procedures, George revealed:

“I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles."

WHAT?! We've heard of wrinkle free Dockers, but a ball sack that never needs to be ironed?! Pure insanity!!

Did Stacy Keibler put you up to it?!

Or were you just jealous of Ben Affleck's newly polished golden globes? Ha!

The Argo star continued:

“It’s a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ball ironing.”

Many Hollwood celebs have done it?!

Hrmmm, you had us going for a minute, Georgie — but we aren't sure we're buying it!

Of course, that depends on whether our insurance will cover it, LOLz!

[Image via WENN.]

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4 comments to “George Clooney Is So Smooth He… IRONS HIS BALLS!!!”



  1. 1

    good god dont show photoshopper hes had his tatooed and 2 operations to gt IT PERFECT ..

    so once ironed i assume the 'balls' look like dogs balls ..no wrinckles just saying

  2. Dixie D D says – reply to this


    2

    "I never fixed my eyes"
    Who is that ol queen kidding ?

    Has he forgotten his Howard Stern interview a while back ???

  3. Lydia says – reply to this


    3

    George Clooney is highly overrated as an actor and a tabloid darling.

  4. Oh please says – reply to this


    4

    But has he had them testicles tucked in tighter? I don't think Stacey Keibler has ever seen his naughty bits….