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NBC has ordered a scripted comedy pilot of a show based on Jessica Simpson's life that also stars Jessica Simpson! Which is honestly for the best seeing as what this world obviously needs is a giant injection of JSimps.
"I often find myself thinking that no one could ever make up the things that actually happen in my life- so between the real life elements and a great team of writers, I think we’ll have people laughing!"
Interestingly, the show will be co-produced by Jessica's dad Joe Simpson, who she apparently isn't even talking to…
Now THAT's some highlarious situational comedy right there!
Oh wait. That's just sad, real life drama.
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