One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
You know how we feel about Lindsay Lohan's decision to fire her personal superhero/supernaturally talented attorney Shawn Holley, and replacing her with Mark "My law license was suspended for 5 years" Heller.
But we're nowhere near as upset as Lilo's estranged daddy, Michael Lohan!
“Mark Heller??? Are you f*cking kidding me!!?? That no good sleezebag!”
Apparently Papa Lohan knows one of Heller's pervious (and unsatisfied) clients, and is devastated that LL made him conductor of her runaway train of legal problems. He added:
“After Shawn’s loyalty, commitment and success as an attorney for Lindsay and others this is what she does? It’s like comparing a nuclear war [Shawn] and a battle [Heller] what is she thinking, or is she not thinking at all? Just lends to what I have been saying about keeping away from the good people and running with the bad!”
We hate to say this (deep breath)… but Michael has a point!
Somebody please, poke some sense into her!