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Michael Lohan: Lindsay Is DOOMED! Calls New Lawyer A 'Sleezebag'!

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Michael Lohan: Lindsay Is DOOMED!

You know how we feel about Lindsay Lohan's decision to fire her personal superhero/supernaturally talented attorney Shawn Holley, and replacing her with Mark "My law license was suspended for 5 years" Heller.

But we're nowhere near as upset as Lilo's estranged daddy, Michael Lohan!

Upon learning the identity of Linds' new legal counsel, Mikey shouted… to the press:

“Mark Heller??? Are you f*cking kidding me!!?? That no good sleezebag!”

Apparently Papa Lohan knows one of Heller's pervious (and unsatisfied) clients, and is devastated that LL made him conductor of her runaway train of legal problems. He added:

“After Shawn’s loyalty, commitment and success as an attorney for Lindsay and others this is what she does? It’s like comparing a nuclear war [Shawn] and a battle [Heller] what is she thinking, or is she not thinking at all? Just lends to what I have been saying about keeping away from the good people and running with the bad!”

We hate to say this (deep breath)… but Michael has a point!

Shawn has always been there to rescue Lindsay from doom. Now our poor freckled face friend's prison sentence seem inevitable!

Somebody please, poke some sense into her!

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3 comments to “Michael Lohan: Lindsay Is DOOMED! Calls New Lawyer A 'Sleezebag'!”

  1. 1

    Time for her to go to prison. No more pleas. There is no other way to save her life.

  2. @v@ says – reply to this


    Maybe she can no longer AFFORD Shawn. Maybe Michael will kick in to help her out. She probably took the only deal she thought she could swing financially.

  3. Bevi says – reply to this


    I know she has the worst parents on earth, but WHY can't she just stop getting into trouble? Pay off her debts… stop driving, stop drinking, stop with the drugs, quit the diva attitude, stop stealing things…. Turn into a regular type of person… why can't she do that? She is always being threatened with incarceration, always ends up in rehab, always ends up failing at that. It is much easier to lay low. Maybe nobody has told her that or maybe she is just stupid.