Oh, Tommy boy! You POOR guy!
First, the supposedly-epic Cloud Atlas gets absolutely no award season love and, now, your brand new Broadway play might be D.O.A!
Tom Hanks' Lucky Guy doesn't open for another few months, but early sales figures are verging on the mediocre!
One would think a stageplay written by the late Nora Ephron and featuring one of Hollywood's most legendary actors would be a surefire success!
Unfortunately, while screen stars like Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman once smashed Broadway's box-offices, the novelty is evidently wearing off.
Need proof? Just look to the abysmally received Katie Holmes' dramz, Dead Accounts!
Even worse, some suggest the man who played Forrest Gump is yesterday's news! Noooo! Blasphemy!
Lucky Guy doesn't debut until March, so there's plenty of time to turn around those pre-sale numbers!
Tags: broadway babies, daniel craig, dead accounts, forrest jump, hollywood, hugh jackman, katie holmes, lucky guy, nora ephron, tom hanks