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Kim Kardashian’s Perfect World Includes Kris Humphries Getting Lost

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Poor little Kim Kardashian might be a millionaire with a baby on board, but she’s still not living in her dream world.

Considering her divorce proceedings with Kris Humphries have gone on longer than the actual marriage, we’re not surprised to hear she’s beyond ready to rid herself of him.

Which is definitely something we haven't heard this over and over…

Kim opened up on Shade 45’s Sway in the Morning about how her life is oh-so flawed. She said:

“In a perfect world of course I would love to be divorced. It is going on its second year. And that’s really tough just because I want to move on with my life.”

Unfortunately for Kim, Kris has no plans of moving on. And we’re guessing with baby Kimye on the way, he wants to keep making her life less than perfect.

But even with all the drama going on, Kim feels sure she did the right thing in ending her marriage quickly as she explained:

“He is claiming that I frauded [sic] him to marry him for publicity. For me, who would ever do that? It’s just not who I am? … I knew the whole world was going to bash me. I knew that. And I said to myself, ‘What is more important? My life and my happiness or what the whole world thinks about me?’ That would be vain. That would be fake. That would be doing it for publicity. I could have stayed married.”

And luckily for Kanye West, she got the hell out of that relationship and into his pants arms.

Now, if only she didn't have to drag that old ball and chain around.

Although we hear it's a good workout!

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45 comments to “Kim Kardashian’s Perfect World Includes Kris Humphries Getting Lost”



  1. 1

    I seen this Sway video and it is the first time I am truly disgusted. Marriage takes work and time. There is always fighting the first year. This shows you how seriously this woman takes the sanctity of marriage. I hope Kris gets his annulment. She was only in it for the money. It is so obvious she married this guy without even loving him. If she loved him, she would have actually tried to make it work. Kim comes across as a spoiled brat in this video. Hard to believe somebody with this level of maturity is 32. I hope Kanye leaves her, so she gets what she deserves. However, he will probably stay. He is clinging to Kim out of loneliness. His mom died, so he has nobody. The way Kourtney defends her in this video is sick too.



  2. 2

    I don't think she wants it over. The longer it drags out, the better for ratings. Her divorce is just as fraudulent as her marriage - all for show.



  3. 3

    its exactly who SHE IS she is vain she is faKE

    GIVE HIM A ANULLMENT SO HE CAN MARRY A REAL WIFE !! DONT BLAME A 26 YR OLD GUY THAT U SUCKED IN AND SPAT OUT FOR YOUR PROBLEMS YOU DID IT TO YOURSELF HES JUST SMART ENOUGH TO STICK UP FOR HIMSELF YOU DIDNT COUNT ON THAT DID YOU…SUCK IT UP!

  4. Deon says – reply to this


    4

    It would really b nice to see her rid herself of this idiot . I am a big fan of Kim. All this idiot is fruit to do is drag put his 15 min of fame and wanting to make Kims life a living bell. He is definatey OJ in the making.

  5. Ky says – reply to this


    5

    Quit it already, Kim. In a perfect world, Kris wouldn't have felt for your fake marriage and married a cheating whore. Secretz out: By now you should know that he's just waiting for your baby daddy to inevitably dumb your adulterous and fornicating a$$. Annulment or no annulment!

  6. karen says – reply to this


    6

    she is just beyond retarded.

  7. CLAMROCKS says – reply to this


    7

    Love Kris Humphries..a real man with principles..give him his annulment.sports car worth $350.000 that was also a wedding gift..1/2 of wedding money and the ring back? now what part don't you get kim..kanye will dump you soon enough..but thanks for the entertainment.



  8. 8

    I'm not a fan of Kim or any Kardashian, but I do feel from what I've read that this Kris guy is trying to stretch this all out and won't just let go. I like him even less than her just by what I've read about their divorce online. He needs to let go and move on, she is pregnant with someone else's kid and they have been going through this divorce for so long already. It needs to just be over with.



  9. 9

    HATE Kim she is so FAKE & a WHORE. Give back the ring & the wedding gifts from who they came from. Her whole life is a joke.

  10. Ky says – reply to this


    10

    dump*** but yea, you're DUMB too! Give Kris the annulment and maybe Kanye will learn to respect you and your decision for an annulment in the best interest of your baby. Learn the rules of being a "perfect bitch" b4 it's too late, Kim.



  11. 11

    Re: Lady Amalthea – All she had to do was agree to an annulment and she would have been done with this in one month……He has mad No comment about her or the divorce since she left him. She never shuts up. With an annulment he would be entitled to NO marital payoff….His lawyers of course had a settlement but unless she gets things on her terms the divorce goes on….So why do u blame him? Oh I get it because the kardashians PR told you to.



  12. 12

    A perfect world would be where there is no such thing as a Kardashian! I can't for the life of me wonder why they are relevent?! GO AWAY!!!

  13. CC says – reply to this


    13

    Um…..Kim you are fake and you are vain. And your happiness is just you being a selfish low life. I'm not sure who you are trying to fool here, but you're a total hypocrite. Your half naked pics you take of yourself and your "world revolves around me" attitude shows the truth. You're a poor excuse for a human being. You wanted to get married just so you could have a wedding and you got knockwed up because you needed a new outlet for attention. You're disgusting. And for the love of God, NO ONE IS JELOUS OF YOU!!!! Go to college and get an education and maybe earn some respect from people. You'll never do it cuz it takes haed work (brain power, not cock sucking power) and you know as well as everyone else you can't do it! Cuz you're an idiot. Such a selfish low life. Wow, I can't believe Perez didn't turn the comment off for this one. Funny how the comments are so bad for Kim that he always has to turn off the comment section. VERY TELLING!!!!!



  14. 14

    in a perfect world the turks would have completed thier job with this family's great grand parents.



  15. 15

    Re: Comments off C off – lol My Kardashian PR? I have been a commenter on this site for a LOOONG time and have barely paid attention to the Kardashians. That is a huge reach on your part.

    I dunno all of the details but perhaps they are both to blame? I do know that he HAS talked about it since the divorce and so has she. So that is a lie on your part. You know, you don't have to be team anyone in these situations. You can just have an opinion. Mine is that he seems bitter from what I'ev read online. That doesn't really sing praises of her, it just shows what impression I've gotten of him.

    Keep drinking that crazy juice though.

  16. Rosie 0 says – reply to this


    16

    There is no question that Kadashian Inc made millions, and millions using Kris Humphries,
    so for him to get a piece of that pie, and to have that marriage annulled would seem fair and just
    I think it was last Easter that the Kadashians all got gussied and gaudy up and all went to church
    I would like to see the church take a stand, and forbid that whore, adulteress from attending mass with decent people



  17. 17

    Re: Lady Amalthea – I was just asking "why you blame him"….The Kardahians pay different media outlets…Perez included..though I like him So I was just saying you are most likely believing what the PR is telling people to believe. I am not sure what you thought I was inferring?
    Kris doesn't have a quote about the marriage except that's in the hypothetical, or approved by the K"s. I certainly didn't mean to lie, but the k's have a gag order on him, you may educate me though. Even in an interview he did, "about the marriage" he simply said he would never go into one except for love, answering a question about A marriage. He has never spoken about anything horrible Kim or her family has put out about him. I think he is a boob, easily duped. It bugs me when people are conned by this family, at the expense of someone who seems slow. I know there are worse things….Poverty, Violence, Dina Lohan

  18. user88314 says – reply to this


    18

    YOU are alll very ignorant up to the point it's annoying. If any of you even watched the show you would see she did NOT look happy with him! IFF it was for publicity why would he have agreed to marry her? If the show wanted publicity I'm sure she would have gotten with a much more famous atlete because Kris wasn't all that known before he started dating her.

  19. user88314 says – reply to this


    19

    ALSO she could have gotten back with Reggie and THAT would have given them more ratings, In almost every episode of them together they fought and she looked unhappy. Even in pictures of them walking together she did not look as genuinely happy as she looks with Kanye. Why does noone criticize Britney Spears' 40-something day marriage? HYPOCRITES

  20. Obvi says – reply to this


    20

    Re: user88314 – Now I know who their idiot fans are. You do realize they shot her "I'm sad and married" scenes months after she left Kris and they were set up and scripted. Perez and every media outlet reported on it and had photos. Also there were clips of the show where the changed Kris's actual convo's. They cut away from his face and added manipulated conversations. You really are a dumba$$

  21. loveskitties says – reply to this


    21

    Re: user88314 – you know the show has writers….Reggie didn't want her and didn't want to be on the show…



  22. 22

    Re: Comments off C off – I do think he was duped as well, so I guess we can both agree on that. But from what I remember reading on other sites it sounded like he just couldn't move on with his life from that. That isn't t say Kim is blameless, but I definitely can see him dragging things out longer now, because he realized he got tricked and wants to make her suffer a long divorce. That is just my personal theory. Not saying she is blameless in this. Because I do think the whole marriage was a fake and he probably believed it was real.



  23. 23

    I feel so bad for Kris. Honestly, it's so hard to find a young man who wants to settle down, get married and start a family, and she used him knowing that. I've never been a fan of the Kardashian's, nor did I have a real opinion on them until the marriage ended after 72 days and I started watching the season that she was married to Kris. He should be granted the annulment and afterward celebrate being rid of that entire family. Anyone who would stand by and possibly prompt their family member into tricking a man into marrying them to get a paycheck is just disgusting. I hope the Kardashian hype dies down as soon as possible. People like them don't deserve the attention or the money. And I hope idiot fans of theirs grow up and understand that Kris was played and purposely shown on the show as being stupid and malicious, much like the other "non Kardashians" on the show. Hell, they even make Bruce look like the bad guy when he gets into it with their psychotic mother. No respect for this family, the show, or the writers of the show. Down right disgusting.

  24. user88314 says – reply to this


    24

    Re: Obvi
    Are you retarded? If they were filmed after the divorce how would they have gotten him in the shots? If the tapes were fake E Network would have lost ALOT of money. I watched the show that season and many of the episodes of them fighting were relesased during their marriage so please do not state what you cannot properly support :s

  25. kirai1 says – reply to this


    25

    If you want to move on,then return his multi-million dollar ring and give him the annulment that he needs…



  26. 26

    EXACTLY SHES THE ONE DRAGGING IT OUT NOT HIM …ALL HE WANTS IS A CHANCE FOR A REAL LIFE AND REAL MARRIAGE HES WORKED OUT HE MADE A MISTAKE AND NEEDS THIS TO END TO BE WIPED CLEAN AND NO LONGER EXIST .. END IT KIM GIVE HIM HIS ANNULMENT …



  27. 27

    I can't wait for the whore Kim to go away for good!! Please!!



  28. 28

    Kim, needs to stop being a greedy bitch and give Kris Humphries the annulment, the ring, and half of the profits from the fake marriage. If she REALLY wanted to move on, she would've done it by now. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY KIM WANTS TO KEEP THE RING??? She's going to get another one from Kanye and we all know she's going to suck him dry dead or alive.

  29. Mrs. Momoa says – reply to this


    29

    You guys are so full of hate for Kim you can't see what a lie and a fake Kris is… I started feeling bad for him at first then he showed his true colors. They are both at fault he needs to get a divorce and move on. Kris is after money and wants his 5 min of fame. Kim was really dumb when it comes to Kris now she is paying for it.

    Kris pisses me off because he is a black man trying to past for white and not owning his true roots. Kris is a fake and full of shit. Don't be ashame of who you are Kris.



  30. 30

    In my perfect world she wouldn't exist. Whore.



  31. 31

    Kim is a whore and a fame whore to boot. She was stupid enough to make a video and let some guy pee on her. So Kimme cut the crap because you are a used piece of crap. What a role model you are for all the dumb little girls who watch your show and grow up to be like you, sex video, fame whore for being famous for being someone's BFF, and now knocked up and unwed. How proud your children will be of you but wait, they are going to be raised by you so they will also live in your delusional world, so they too will be clueless about morals and values.

  32. sue says – reply to this


    32

    The only oj in the making is the rap wanna be thats been dragged behind for his 15 min of fsme. shd needs to annaul the fake marriage and stoo dragging it along. she is a horrible srlf centered disgrace.

  33. brigi says – reply to this


    33

    Kim received over 17million for her fake wedding she needs to at least give 10million to Kris. .whore needs to disappear. .fame whore



  34. 34

    kim kardashian and the whole kardashians are fame media and attention whores , ofcourse the she defrauded the marraiage for 20 million payday on tv , and now she claiming to be a victim, sheb and her boyfriend needs to go away , she just wants sympathy oh poor me kim,overated freak who is only famous for a sex tape .



  35. 35

    aww poor me i want this over, pay the guy and go away i dont blame him from holding out.

  36. ll says – reply to this


    36

    Re: Lady Amalthea
    Well i f anyone has been drinking the coolaid it is you. She crossed her fingers while taking her vows, it is on tape for everyone to see.. SHe married him fir 10 million dollars and he never got a pennyof it. She had the tapes of the show edited to make him look like a fool. She had nude creeps in the apt. with her friends and he got upset and her friends were allowed to tell him off. SHe was seeing her ex on the side people had the pictures, she was seeing this moron Kanye too and he is the asshole? Kim her mother are both whores. The mother taught Kim everything she knwos and evenm had KIM tesitfy at her divorce frokm Kims dad for gods sakes. Kriss was made a fool of and he is Cathloic and he want the marriage annuled becauwe if he doesn;lt he can never again marry in the church ,after bhe of course finds someone who is not a whore like the Piggy Kardashians. sorry shouldnt insult the pigs.



  37. 37

    Re: ll – You have all of this information yet IM drinking Koolaid? I don't even follow these people half as closely as you do, so it sounds to me like you're the one they have the attention of. I've already stated numerous times I don't think Kim is a saint at all. But just because someone doesn't like her doesn't mean they have to be all up Kris Humphries ass either. You don't think he had any inkling of what they were like prior to marrying Kim? Agreeing to have it all filmed? He is clearly no saint himself either. ALL of the people involved in this should get some blame. If you think otherwise YOU are drinking koolaid.

  38. Blynn says – reply to this


    38

    Re: Mrs. Momoa – hunny he is half black and half white, you don't pick a side as being your "true roots" you just are both so both are your true roots! Just because someone has black in them doesn't mean they are black it means they are HALF black!

  39. @v@ says – reply to this


    39

    Re: Mrs. Momoa – Correction…Humphries is after half of THE money, and
    his ring back.

  40. Diana says – reply to this


    40

    Re: Obvi
    Reggie did not want her anymore, and he never wanted to be on their reality TV show… This is very simple for her to fix. All she has to do is grant him his annulment, give him his engagement ring back, and hopefully pay him back all of the money that he has had to fork over to his attorney because, she NOT he has been dragging this out by not giving him the annulment.

  41. Diana says – reply to this


    41

    “He is claiming that I frauded [sic] him to marry him for publicity. For me, who would ever do that? It’s just not who I am? … I knew the whole world was going to bash me. I knew that. And I said to myself, ‘What is more important? My life and my happiness or what the whole world thinks about me?’ That would be vain. That would be fake. That would be doing it for publicity. I could have stayed married.”

    Well considering that she is vain and fake this was a very stupid statement for her to make. The fact of the matter is if we all lived way in the past she would be making a living on her back… and no I am not saying that to be mean or cruel by any means, I am saying it because it is true..

  42. SPR says – reply to this


    42

    "I just don't like all the jokes," she insisted. "Things 'longer than Kim's marriage'. Technically I'm still married, so that joke doesn't really work… Give it up, people."

    Above is a KK quote from another article. In saying that, she should realize that she is then admitting to adultery and being pregnant to a man other than her husband. Her world is never going to be perfect because her child will eventually know about it's mothers sex tape, adultery and all things that have been immortalized in the tabloids. Not a great role model/legacy for any child.

  43. Holli says – reply to this


    43

    I love how it's all Kim's fault. If Kris was so heartbroken, or whatever he;s claiming to be this week, he'd let it go and move on with his life. Remember high school - the one holding on is the pathetic loser with no life. He's holding bc he still loves her and wants her back. Sign the papers. If she's so horrible why not let it go? OHHHH, He's asking for tens of MILLIONS of dollars!! Yeah, that's helping me be on his side. smh He's an ok looking guy, he has a basketball career and is making his own money…this is ridiculous. Just sign the papers already you gold digging, crybaby. (As for Kim, if people would stop reading the articles and commenting, she's stop ebing news huh?)

  44. Holli says – reply to this


    44

    Re: Diana
    Do you know her personally and know she's fake? Hmm, interesting. I love how everyone says <insert 'star' here> is fake, a liar, a user, crazy, or whatever…especially when we don't know them personally. It's an assumption based on something we only know half of at best.

  45. Holli says – reply to this


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    I bet if he had found someone else, he'd be divorced. No girl wants him if he'll act like a gold digger when it ends.