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Megan Fox Tickles Mysticism With Her Tongue!

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We knew you could be a flirt gurl but this is just wild!

Telling the February 2013 issue of Esquire all about her religious upbringing, Megan Fox reveals she could speak in tongues at the super young age of 8!


Praising the powers of Pentecostal church like a ShamWow seller, she explains:

"The energy is so intense in the room that you feel like anything can happen. They're going to hate that I compare it to this, but have you ever watched footage of a Santeria gathering or someone doing voodoo? You know how palpable the energy is? Whatever's going on there, it's for real."

"I've seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I'd have to shut it off because I don't know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back."

"It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I'm going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you're not thinking because you have no idea what you're saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can't control it. The idea is that it's a language that only God understands. It's the language that's spoken in heaven. It's called 'getting the Holy Ghost.'"


We're sure the Holy Ghost would totally approve of that magazine cover too!

So does this mean she'll let her baby give it a try too?

That could make for a riveting vlog for sure!

Oh wait — she totally dumped any hope of that when she dumped Twitter. Cuz you know… she's too cool for that shizz!

[Image courtesy of Esquire.]

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3 comments to “Megan Fox Tickles Mysticism With Her Tongue!”

  1. 1

    Boy ! So much delusion ! So much brainwashing !
    All religions are scam !
    God does not exist !

  2. 2

    Good on Megan for finding her bliss….whatever that means to her. What we REALLY should be talking about is that awful cover of Esquire!!! The top half looks fine (yet possibly airbrushed), but the BOTTOM half…looks like it belongs to a SIMS character! "WHAT?" is right! From the (absent of normal shadows) abdomen to the oddly rectangular (black box crotch) panty area to the "un-shapen" legs, it's plain weird. Is that supposed to be a belly button? She may have just had a baby, but I'm sure Megan Fox doesn't need that much "help" to be gorgeous. Shame on you, Esquire. Hire some photo "editors".

  3. 3

    FUCKING HOT!!!!!!