Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
Whoa there, Daddy-O! That's one heck of an indictment!
Michael Lohan is off course no stranger to talking out of his
ass asparagus-hole, but this accusation is bold, even for him!
Lindsay Lohan's estranged father claims the financially frazzled starlet is charging old grody dudes beaucoup buckaroonies to be their public arm candy!
And apparently Dina Lohan is the mastermind!!
“She is getting paid to date rich men. Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!"
While that theory would explain how a girl in serious debt keeps her Birkin bag, we're not sure we believe him.
A supposed friend of the family said"
"The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts."
Stringing along a sugar daddy is one thing, but this sounds like some straight up Pretty Woman shizzle!
[Image via WENN.]