Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Enough is ENOUGH!
Sammy Jack has had it with
these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane T Swizzle's wishy-washy romances!
In what can only be described as Samuel L. Jackson's best pop cover since his last one, the planet's biggest baddass mofo surprised us, himself, London's loyal Swifties, and anyone else with a beating eardrum when he took on homegurl's biggest hit to date!
Ch-ch-check out Sam's ridiculously ah-mazng rendition of Taylor Swift's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (above) for Britain's 95.8 Capital FM!
Holy cheese ballz, it's GLORIOUS! We love it!!!
What passion! What conviction! What…. the heck is he crooning on about?!
Hopefully the man who plays Nick Fury isn't alluding to The Avengers
disassembling never ever getting back together, LOLz!!