Morgan candidly said about Zaynie's abrupt leave:
Zoinks!!! Is Zombie John Lennon attacking Australia!?
Nope, Robert Pattinson in just walking through the airport in Windsor glasses! PHEW!
The Twilight vamp flew to Melbourne to shoot another movie with his favorite faithful sidekick… his guitar!
You didn't think we meant Kristen Stewart, did you? We did say "faithful"! LOLz, JK!
Although the on again, off again lovers are reportedly doing just fine, R-Patz went down under without her to film The Rover!
We aren't sure whether the flick has our hunky hero taming savage beasts with sexy sounds from his six-string, but he's welcome to pluck our strings any time!
[Image via Splash News.]