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Ashlee Simpson Bats For A Heart And Makes Us Uncomfortable In Her New Music Video!!

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Bat For A Heart or just bat sh** crazy?!

We don't know what to make of Ashlee Simpson's new music video for her comeback single Bat For A Heart.

Jessica Simpson's sister puts on make up, humps a couch, humps a padded wall, stares at herself in the mirror, and dances on point in her underwear.

Not to mention that the video is filmed in grainy night vision that brings us back to the days of Paris Hilton's One Night In Paris.

Is she trying to say that love is insane? Love is random?

Oh well!

Who are we to judge Ash's artistic freedom?!

Ch-ch-check out Joe Simpson's favorite daughter do her thang (above)!!!

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44 comments to “Ashlee Simpson Bats For A Heart And Makes Us Uncomfortable In Her New Music Video!!”

  1. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
    this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
    .
    The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

  2. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
    .
    YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!

  3. rockpunk says – reply to this


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    i already have an ear problem, this just exacerbates it. She cannot sing for shit and this sucks, has no musical merit



  4. 4

    Isn't she a little old to be acting like this? This video has a lot of teen angst.

  5. Rachel says – reply to this


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    This was just bad, bad, bad. I don't know what was more obnoxious - the song itself or that she can't keep her hair out of her face.

  6. Valerie says – reply to this


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    Asians can read minds? Seems legit.



  7. 7

    Bang, bang this is f*cked up!

  8. oeuoeu says – reply to this


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    how DARE you question Ashley's genius and artistic credibility! i am beyond offended! just kidding.

  9. ASIANS CAN READ MINDS! says – reply to this


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    Re: Valerie

    YES THEY SURE CAN!!!! Please spread the word!! The world needs to know this!!!



  10. 10

    Wooow. She used to sound pretty good back in the day. I guess this is confirmation that there was A LOT of autotune and production going on.



  11. 11

    wow. all i can say is that this is weird..



  12. 12

    wow. all i can say is that this is weird..



  13. 13

    Wooow. She used to sound pretty good back in the day. I guess this is confirmation that there was A LOT of autotune and production going on.

  14. sil says – reply to this


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    I kind of liked her song “pieces of me,” it was a cute little song. No depth to it, just enough to make it bearable. After listening and seeing the video, someone needs to have a long conversation with her. She is not an entertainer, she can’t sing, no sex appeal, and now the performer with the worst video ever made. It’s a bad mix of Madonna and Garbage. Perez, remove this video, you have great taste in music and knack for trends.



  15. 15

    My ears have just been assaulted. #thatisall

  16. sil says – reply to this


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  17. 17

    I don't know, I kinda loved it. Crazy ballerina lock in an insane asylum, cool concept. She looks great and she's showing her dancer roots. She's talented. I like the video, way better than 95% of pop videos. The songs not bad either and I like her raspy voice. I don't really understand the bat for a heart thing but it's interesting.



  18. 18

    Uhhhhh…what the f**k?!?!?! really ?? that is awful!!

  19. genevievebumstead38 says – reply to this


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    up to I saw the paycheck which was of $5439, I didn't believe that…my… cousin was actually bringing in money parttime from there computar.. there sisters roommate had bean doing this for under nine months and as of now cleard the morgage on their home and purchased Maserati. go to,
    ++++++++++++++++
    bit90.com
    ++++++++++++++++



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  21. 21

    Bronx Wentz "¿Dónde está mi mamá y mi papa?"

  22. JGIRL says – reply to this


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    wow. is it just me or is she REALLY trying to look like Gwen Stafani?? all that close up, hair in the face, rolling around stuff reminded me of her 'underneath it all' video. sorry ash-you are NO Gwen

  23. Jessica says – reply to this


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    First time I couldn't watch a whole music video. Never again I will give this talentless fool another chance. GOOOOOOOOO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY, you caaaaaan't dooooo iiiiiiiiiiiit.

  24. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    Mods please ban spammer genevievebumstead38, thanks.

    OT, I did not watch the video after reading the description of it, sounds terrible, sorry.

  25. Office Drone says – reply to this


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    This grunge look has been done before, it's called Hole. Awkward.



  26. 26

    Didn't you posted this MONTHS AND MONTHS ago?!?!?!?!



  27. 27

    I was embarrassed watching this and sitting here laughing at myself for being embarrassed…..I think that means this was a crappy song and very crappy video.

  28. Mitch says – reply to this


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    I don't follow either of the Simpson sisters and I can't name any of their songs, but I liked this. I thought she sounded good and looked good. I liked the super controlled moves contrasting with the crazy moves in the padded room… like her character had a dual personality or something. Okay, everyone can go back to their hating now.

  29. Alan says – reply to this


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    I love Ashlee but this sucks! The only thing about her music career was her first album

  30. Keegan Parker says – reply to this


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    I am so proud and happy for Ashlee Simpson.I hope her comeback is realized.I have seen her live a couple times and it was amazing and yes she sang live lol.The song is nice but it won't get her back to the top.She needs a stronger single and a major kick off.She nneds to do a major awards show to gain credibility.Its funny cuz she got credibility back with her second album I Am Me and the the Third album flopped so idk but I love her

  31. i liked it says – reply to this


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    i liked it



  32. 32

    I like it a lot!!! Well done. Beautiful.

  33. J says – reply to this


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    I didn't think it was crazy at all. I didn't care for the song but, I thought she was hot in it lol. She's always tried too hard to be different. It's forced. Again though… SHE'S HOT!

  34. Marilyn says – reply to this


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    Horrible singing. Not sexy and It's so weird!!!

  35. Brad says – reply to this


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    Wow……… anyways the song sucks but ashlee looking sexy!



  36. 36

    This is just bad….I have no words.



  37. 37

    She made a mistake a long time a go, a very human mistake(that made for some really funny jokes) but that aside, I still have a hard time watching her videos without cringing in embarrassment for her. I don't know why i can't get beyond that. This song, is just a little repetitive and very courtney love/mondonna-esque. That's not a bad thing, bring on the edgy sexy ashley simpson. The dancing mixed crazy ballerina and I liked it, felt very sexy. The video did remind me a little of One Night in Paris, but it wasn't bad.

  38. kandyce says – reply to this


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    does anyone else think she was channeling lana del rey with the way she sings parts of this? poor lana…

  39. Henella says – reply to this


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    Is she….serious?

    I want to bang my head on nails for letting myself watch this.



  40. 40

    i was a huge Ashlee fan back in the day and still love her older music. but wtf is this? it sounds like something you sing drunk when you think you're doing amazing but you are actually 5 seconds from vomiting all over your friends. where's the spunk, where's the sparkle, where's the goddamn tune?! this girl deserves a comeback, but this is NOT going to be it.



  41. 41

    Made it halfway through terrible and cheesy



  42. 42

    WHAT. IS. THIS. I can't believe I just subjected myself to this. Worst song/video/everything EVER. She looks like Courtney Love's crazier, talent-less sister. At least Courtney had talent and a career.

  43. Tidzology says – reply to this


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    Does the song remind anyone of the Fingerbang song from South PArk???

  44. Corey Groves says – reply to this


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    I just wanted to say that I love Ashlee Simpson's music with all my heart and I want to spend the rest of my life listening to it because her music has been the best thing that has ever hapened to me ever since she came into the music industry back in 2004, I would be lost if she ever decides to stop making music because making music is what she lives for. I love the song, "Bat For A Heart" and I also love the music video as well because I think that she looks so pretty in it. I can't wait until she releases her new upcoming album because I will do anything in my power to buy it. I don't care if she got caught lip-synching on Saturday Night Live back in 2004, it happened 8 years ago and she has already moved on from that incident. I would guard her heart from all of those haters out there because I have always had dreams about having sex with her every night in my bed. I don't care if she had plastic surgery on her nose either, I think that she looks a lot more prettier than my wife (her name is also Ashley). If she didn't have any kids, I would file for a divorce on my wife and merry her instead because she is so talented. End of story.