No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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And here we thought foul language was supposed to be packed in your check-in luggage!
British beauty Elizabeth Hurley and her
bad bat boy fiancé flew out of Perth earlier this week, but cameras caught her trying to smuggle WMDs on to her flight!!
Words of Mass Depravity, we mean! LOLz!!
When a reporter hoping to interview her husband, pro cricketer Shane Warne, accidentally stepped in Liz's way, the actress yelled out an expletive we are too well-mannered to repeat in public!
Ch-ch-check out the stunner form Serving Sara serving up sordid vulgarities for the seemingly sweet lady who accidentally crossed her path (above)!
Thankfully, Australia's version of TSA didn't overhear the commotion — bombs are a big no-no in airports these days, even F-bombs!!
We're sure Mz. Liz was just having an off day — why else would she react so cruelly to someone who meant her no harm!?