That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Hayden Christensen is practically giving his mansion away, and no one wants it!! #JediProblems
The adorable actor continues slashing the price on his multi-million dollar Studio City residence, but, like a turd floating in a pool, no one wants to scoop it up!
You'd think his experience in Life as a House would have better prepared him!
Actually, you wouldn't think that, but we needed an excuse to his insanely seXXXy shower scene with Jena Malone, LOLz!
So, what do you say, guys?
$2.65 mil $2.495 mil, his 6,300 sq ft, 5 bedroom / 5 bathroom home can be yours!!
Oooh, if only the walls could talk — they spill the beans on all those deliciously dirty deeds he has done to Rachel Bilson in that bedroom… and living room… and kitchen
… and the unborn baby's nursery.
Ch-ch-check out pictures of Darth Vader's
indestructible unsellable Death Star (below)!
[Image via WENN.]