Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Please no Anne Hathaway!
We've no more tears left to shed after sobbing ourselves dry from your HEART WRENCHING on-screen portrayal of unfortunate nightwalker Fantine!!
And while we totally think they are gonna dazzle with a medley of tunes which WILL include Anne singing I Dreamed A Dream, perhaps the cast will choose to entertain with one song that includes multiple characters…
One Day More? At The End Of The Day? Do You Hear The People Sing?
Obviously whatever song they choose has to feature the delicate, emotional vocal stylings of Mz. Anne!
BEST OSCARS EVER!
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