Scarlett Johansson Is One Flaming Hot Pussy!

Well, pierce our perineum and call us Petunia!
Scarlett Johansson strutted her stuff on stage — fully clothed, pervs! — last night and her audience ADORED her!
In fact, the packed NYC house treated the Cat on a Hot Tin Roof star to a standing ovation during the curtain call of the show's opening night!
Meeeeowwww!
The Tony Award winning actress plays Maggie in a performance that earned mixed reviews.
"Ms. Johansson confirms her promise as a stage actress of imposing presence and adventurous intelligence. Quibble all you want about the particulars of her performance. She obviously has a strong sense of what she wants to do here and the convictions to follow it through."
Way to go, you fabulously feisty kitty — we knew you had it in you!
She looked great on stage, but at the after party she was unquestionably the cat's meow, LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check out pics from ScarJo's near purrrrrfect performance (below)!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: broadway babies, cat on a hot tin roof, curtain call, new york, new york city, performance, review, scarjo, scarlett johansson, theater, tony awards















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Gorgeous! But didn't she used to have big boobs?? what happened?
she has a job?
RYAN WAY TRADED UP WITH BLAKE. SCAR TEYS TO SOUND SO INTELLECTUAL
IN INTERVIEWS BUT SHE JUST COMES ACROSS AS A BIOTCH WHO THINKS SHE IS BETTER AND SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON. SORRY HONEY, IT DOESN'T TAKE A BRAIN SURGEON TO REAN SOME LINES AND LOOK CUTE TO BE SMART. QUIT TRYING SO HARD
Dear God, you are a fucking retard. IRe: Gj –